Apple Harvest

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science

Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!

by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011

Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.

Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.

by eL_dao October 1, 2023

Smell my Harvest

Standing in the corner of a bar and you release a burpe from your arse and somebody walks up to you and smells your fart.

Hey Cassie, come over here and smell my harvest!

by Mike and Spike July 6, 2018

squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

by Schnooge July 9, 2004

harveyed

To be harveryed. When one is deemed to be harveyed one has drunk oneself into a comma using generic vodka at a party. The result of this coma usually involved the person who has been harveyed projectile vomiting in a dog cage followed shortly by passing out in a feild. One can only be said to be truly harveyed if ones parents are called in the small hours of the morning to collect their comatosed child.

"Hello Mrs Harvey, would you be able to come and collect Andrew, he's been harveyed."

by Jermain Jerome October 1, 2006

harvest time in the zucchini patch

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.

Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

blue harvest

Code name for star wars

also the name of an episode of family guy where peter tells a story about star wars

blue harvest is hella funny

by Alex.. January 18, 2008