What had happened was

A term commonly used when you are about to speak total bullshit for the next few moments. The statement after the phrase may be true, but the statement is irrelevant and doesn't apply to the situation

Saying this phrase to someone such as a teacher or significant other, will get you in trouble because by now they know this phrase. Saying it around your friends will cause them to laugh if you are seriously about to lie. They know it, I know it, your mom, dad, uncle, dog, and second cousin twice removed all know you're going to lie.

***You are in the principles officer after sleeping late and you recall yesterday you had a flat tire***

Principle: Little Jimmy, why were you late again this morning.

Little Jimmy: Well... uh.. you see what had happened was... was that I had a flat tire and I could not make it to school on time because I cannot drive with a flat tire.

by Mahgnittoc June 2, 2010

Jin happened

A term used to describe an out-of-the-blue situation for which there is no explanation; generally causes aggravation

Someone: Yo dawg.

You: (sighs loudly) Hey.

Someone: Wait, why the long face? What happened?

You: Oh, you know. Jin happened.

by DAWG2009 July 19, 2009

It Happened With Dogg

Crazy popular new movie spoof of The Hangover starring Bradley Cooper and Snoop Dogg. For two hours, the film depicts these two hanging out, partying and do stupid stuff together... it happened again... and again... and again!

Dude #1: Yo homey, what are you doing Friday night?
Dude #2: Same as last weekend... "It happened with Dogg" like my idols!

by vonchris7 September 1, 2012

Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.

fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

by bangfish September 22, 2009

I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

what happened next

Click bait to get you to go to the story.

He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.

by PBSPinchback June 18, 2015

that just happened

An expression of indifferent surprise. Made popular by Will Ferrell's character in Talladega Nights using the phrase to describe "shake n' bake" to a rival.

"Hey look, I just got an A on my World History test."
"That just happened."

by CTangent May 10, 2008