Hanukkah

An low-key but awesome Jewish holiday. Its not all about material objects and commercialism like Christmas.

Hanukkah is fun :)

by GinnyG January 11, 2012

Hanukkah

The best of the minor Jewish holiday! Features delicious latkes and often cheese and wine, dreidel games, the story of the Maccabees victory over the Greco-Syrians, a festival lights and a beautiful menorah, the story of the badass biblical heroine Judith.

Whoever wrote the first two answers are clearly self-hating secular Jews with no attachment to their culture or religion. If they Hanukkah so much then they should just convert and celebrate Christmas.

Real Jewish person - Hanukkah is a beautiful religious and cultural holiday

Fake Jewish person - I'd rather celebrate Christmas

I think Christmas is a beautiful holiday and have nothing against it, but its not something that Jews should partake in.

by LilachStein January 31, 2012

Hanukkah

Jewish Christmas

Hanukkah is the Jewish version of Christmas but it last 8 days

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

Ho Ho Hanukkah

A tradition mainly celebrated by modern Jews where, on th 24th December, they stand on their rooves with hunting rifles and try and shoot down Santa.

"Christmas Eve is tomorrow, you prepared for Ho Ho Hanukkah?"

by double90 December 9, 2020

Hanukkah Bush

A long haired vagina that is well groomed

My friend Dreenie was like hey lex wanna see my christmas tree and i was like no way man check this Hanukkah bush.

by LexTheBex December 9, 2008

hanukkah hottie

Hot Jews.

Zac Efron is a total Hanukkah hottie.

by Ahanukkahhottie January 4, 2014

hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.

"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"

by #SuperJew March 3, 2016