Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

by SuperSonnek November 28, 2020

Hand job

Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)

i wonder how much mellissa charges for a and job....

by PeRV_Pyr0_FyREmaN April 25, 2003

Hand-Job

When a man gets a manicure.

Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...

by jrfrnk September 30, 2010

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 20, 2005

Hand job

When another person usually a female strokes a mans penis

Dude haylin wanted her phone back so I made her give me a hand job for it

by Hidhdyr7 May 01, 2019

Hand Job

when sum one wacks off a guy

"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003

Hand Job

When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform

On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.

by Caveat Emptor August 08, 2013