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sam'ed himself

a term used for when you poop yourself at least three times while working.
look he sam'ed himself
by hate bby May 21, 2008
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Cool Story Hansel

A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
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Marc Hamel

Marc Hamel is a professional illusionist and magician. He was born in 1989 and is quickly becoming known in his area for close up magic and stage show.

His close up show consist mainly of audience participation and has a run time of 60 minutes. Marc's close up routine can be booked anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour and a half.

Marc"s stage show is about 45 minutes when booked in entirety. Marc has performed this on stage and is very accommodating to customers as he will also travel to your location with his stage show.

Marc Hamel is a member of the IBM (International Brotherhood of Magicians) and is also featured on Mad Hatter Magic Shop's web site for the official promotional video on some of the effects he uses in his stage show.

Marc invites you to check out his website and videos for free!

www.theartofillusions.com
Marc Hamel -"Some of the best card magic i have seen!" - Powers Engraving

Marc Hamel - "Better than some full time cruise magicians" - Veteran Holland America Cruiser

Marc Hamel - "we are keeping all the free shows you offer to ourselves!" - Clients response to earning a free show
by Marc Hamel February 3, 2010
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unholy hasselhoff

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008
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hasselhoffing

the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.
Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.
by msmel March 18, 2010
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Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)
Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.
by Kevmon May 12, 2007
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hasselhoff

v. To infiltrate another person's computer when he/she has left the room and change his/her desktop wallpaper image to something of crude and/or humorous nature. Though it is not mandatory, it is preferable that the new image involve Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff.

However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.

Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
Oh my gosh! Not only did Jim hasselhoff my desktop, but he also hasselhoffed the underwear texture on my character!
by StoryQueen August 1, 2011
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