hampster cunt

A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.

That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.

by Michael Juhasz November 9, 2007

Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro

I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay

by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008

Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.

"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."

by TORIx October 21, 2008

hampster booty

a big, round, booty, that is really flat though. It makes you picture a hampsters booty, because it is round and smooth. Can mainly be found on librarians and large women.

That librarian is such a bitch, her hampster booty grosses me out!

by ava555 June 20, 2011

hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.

The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!

by antellect April 9, 2013

hampster bitch

A female with incredibly bad hygeine and/or is super slutty without shame or fear of disease.

Shes such a hampster bitch, she wanted to know what disease you have before you have sex.

by danythegirl May 15, 2018

Hampster heart

You will need

1 hampster

2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast

To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023