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Dung Hampers

Underwear, boxers or knickers. Male or female.
"Johnny, are you alright?"

"No, Fred. I've just filled my dung hampers and the laundrette's closed"
by Tobias Nuge September 1, 2009
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Hamper Camper

A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.

I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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hampers domillion

"I wasn't plussed become hampers domillion in jest."
by Frelik August 5, 2004
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Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity
Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong
by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019
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The Hamper Pooper

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.
The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper
by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008
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Italian Hamper

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.
Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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hampster

The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.
Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."
by Yams September 9, 2006
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