Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job

"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"

by King Quarmby June 28, 2021

Hancocked

When a person gets caught cheating on camera.

Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked

by Smokysmoldoll July 27, 2021

Hancocked

When you get caught cheating in the most embarrassing way like Matt Hancock did.

Matt Hancock got Hancocked when the sun published a video of him with his mistress

by Smokysmoldoll August 12, 2021

hampecked

When your Urban Dictionary word gets removed after many years, even though it was an insightful definition with many likes and had risen close to top definition.

Aaron Peckham’s Urban Dictionary broke my heart when they hampecked my definition for Fuckface.

by RayRayBeLove2020 October 2, 2021

Hancocked

When another man takes your pistol out of your holster and slaps you with it.

B1tch, you just got Hancocked.

by RE1776 July 9, 2022

HamHock

What is it?

Person 1 - do you know what a Hamhock is?
Person 2 - no.

by JoMamaDPD July 12, 2023

Hamhocking

The scratching of ones butt in a public setting, usually with a staggering lack of shame

"Bro stop Hamhocking people are going to look at you weird"

"That guy kinda ruined the vibe when he just decided to start hamhocking in front of us like that"

by WackyWordWarbler February 18, 2026