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hamann

A hamann occurs when there has been a problem and then another problem occurs which everyone thinks will make matters worse, however the reverse happens and the new problem rectifies the original one. Its meaning originates from the 1995 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez had made a tactical blunder and had selected a poor team. Injury to one of Liverpool's better players Steve Finnan however forced him to bring on Dietmar Hamann who was on the bench. At the time Liverpool were 3-0 down. Instead of making matters worse, the introduction of Hamann inspired Liverpool for 6 minutes during which time they equalised. They then went on to defend with 11 men for the rest of the match and then fluked the cup on penalties.
I had a flat tyre last night and while I was changing it I trapped my finger in the jack and had to go to hospital. It turned into a hamann for me though cos I chatted up one of the nurses and got invited back to her flat for 'coffee'!

My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!
by Bernie Bolte October 13, 2006
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hamhanded

To overemphasise a point.
Hazel was hamhanded in making her point to the newly widowed Mrs. Jones. "You're his wife? I though you said you husband is dead. He is? Then you are not his wife, you're his widow."
by newsitian July 24, 2008
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Is quite a gentleman and respectful but he is no better than Ahmad, Hamdan doesn’t understand common sense and he has a short penis, he also like big black balls and cock and long cock and penis and boys.
Wow that gay boy is genuinely a Hamdan
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The Anit-Christ, everything about him is the opposite of the portrayal of jesus christ, meaning he stinks, he has an I.Q of a three year old ,(and the build of one) as well as being unable to perform simple tasks like wipe himself. He is also the closet to hell as one can be with an approximate height of 3 cm. He calls everyone a pedophile and plays nothing but Cod and GTA V all day.
"Benchiman Hampanoeli stole my 85 year old Grandfather's used underwear"
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Edmond Haofang Jia

A person that owes his friends $65 and never keeps his word.
MAN! that Edmond Haofang Jia! He never keeps his promises! Don't trust him guys.
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Hamani

A great person with an increadible sense of humor who will stick up to his friends, also a great secret keeper.
Hes a caring individual whos very imaginative and can comw up with his own worlds to comfort on entertain people
Hes such a Hamani
by Bigboiyeet December 11, 2018
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