The Hamburglar

1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.

OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.
All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
by The Hamburglar Man January 19, 2009
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Hamburglar

An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.
Friend 1: So how is the road trip going?
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!
by Arnettia August 16, 2010
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The Hamburglar

man, did you see the shellacking Ben "The Hamburglar" Rothwell took the other day? that was brutal!
by dkwrtw January 20, 2010
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Hamburglar

this Person likes to Attract atTention fRom the polIce and other Casual onlooKers, by stealing My Curvasious burgers with their bright Green leAves of lettuce and plumb buNNs. The Hamburglar's favorite saying is, "Be smart, make the connections, and maybe you'll find the real Hamburglar!"
A masked, and caped night stalker who steals people food from fast food joints. This theif goes by the name of Hamburglar
by sleepingsquirrel May 05, 2009
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A girl wearing a black and white striped shirt or dress. Alternate to "Manburglar" if male, "Redburglar" if red and white stripes, etc. Typically dumb as rocks, may soon be transitioning to plaid.
This club is full of hamburglars, let's go someplace else.
by DyceMan May 19, 2010
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A person who is obsessed with hamburgers and/or veggie burgers. So obsessed that he/she would steal them
Oh my goodness! That was my last hamburger! Joey, why would you steal that from me? You are such a hamburglar!
by Anna Mangina February 10, 2009
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The Hamburglar Game!

The "Hamburglar Game" The objective of the game is to find, and point at, the first girl wearing black and white horizontal stipes. This can be done upon entrance to a bar or nightclub. Simply point and yell "Hamburglar" The first person to do so wins! The prefix "Ham" can also be replaced with other describtive words and half-words such as...
"flooze-burglar, huge-burglar, iceburg-lar, cling-burglar, corpse-burglar.
This game, and it's informational helpful hints for friends, makes it a game you will love playing forever. You will truly be amazed how many Hamburglars are really out there!
This is one way you could win "The Hamburglar Game!"

"HAMBURGLAR!!!" Yesss I win again! Good thing I have the ring of power!!!
by The one ring December 12, 2010
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