Hamas attack on Israel

Yeah, I mean... It sounds like the Palestinians were being wildly oppressed by a Jewish ethno-state... I mean, 4 hours of electricity a day!?

Hym "Hey... Remember how I was all 'Hey, guys, if I'm going to be dehumanized and forced to live a life of privation there's no reason not to rape and murder a bunch of people?' You guy remember that? No? 'You get what you deserve?' Ringing any bells? It's fun to have the things I say validated by cause and effect over time. I probably could have told you that was going to happen, like...
If you've been reading this for a while... And you knew what was going on in the Gaza strip... The Hamas attack on Israel shouldn't be all that much of a surprise to you... I'm like a genius sociologists... And I told you that that would happen if you were doing the thing that was happening there, so.... Is that not the exact progression of events unfolding in the exact way I said they would unfold? You know what? I've crafted a little scene here. Hold on... I almost forgot... CORRECT AGAIN!!!"

Idiot 1 "Hey, man. You think dehumanizing and depriving people is gonna like... Make them want to rape and/or murder use?"

Idiot 2 "Nuh-uh! They're not going to do NOTHING (A thing my bitch ass brother actually said to me)!"

Hamas *Proceeds to do a hell of a lot more than nothing*

Hym "Which is why we should all be thankful I don't take myself as seriously as you all seem to take yourselves. So, in retrospect, which to you prefer? THIS or THAT? Did I do the wrong thing here? Nah, you love it. I was right. Thus was the CORRECT response. But unfortunately you're all not very amenable to reason and struggle to learn lessons. I blame a broad and general cognitive deficiency. So... Yeah... Correct again. Did you think for a second I wouldn't gloat? Did you watch the news and think 'Yeah, Hym knows better than to touch on THIS ONE, right guys?' Well... We can't all be right all the time. Only I can do that. And ONLY because I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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Do you condemn Hamas?

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”
Hi! Long time no see. Do you condemn Hamas?
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Hamased

When all your plans that you had got (Screwed, messed up,destroyed, damaged) so bad that you can't live with it or comeback from it anymore.
Remember the tank in the video? It got hamased from the zero dictates!!!

I cant believe basem hamased you in that argument with facts and dark humor !!
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Hamased

When you do somethinh horrific to someone and then play victim when they retaliate.
A douche punched me and then hamased when I kicked his ass
by Free Palestine from Hamas October 25, 2023
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Hamase

Hamase is a pulchritudinous lady but at the same time a dragon.
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hamased

when someone steals something from you forcefully and plays victim afterwards
they hamased my home
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Hamas

Gazas Resistance Force to prevent the Israeli Occupation occurring in Gaza. Not a t3rr0rist group but people that want to save their homeland and brave soldiers that fight for their Homeland.
Did you hear what the IDF did to Gaza today?
Yeah I heard but Hamas defended their Homeland bravely!
by Free_palestine4ever January 10, 2024
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