half and half pass

two handed handie

a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral sex

Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away

by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012

Half and Half Creamer

When yo girl is givin u some good succ and you boutta cum but she ain't ready and don't know if she gunna swallow and take it like a champ so she swallow some and spit some out all over you

Brad: I saw you getting a ride home from Courtney yesterday, did you get some head?

Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.

by daddy 69 420 May 30, 2018

Arnold Palmer Half and Half

The most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by Arizona teas. It was named after a famous golfer (Arnold Palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. This stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because I never stop drinking it. It's sooo good. So good I wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer's craft class.

Kristen: Damn. This is the best kush I ever had. You want a hit?
Sarah: Nahhh I'm good. I got my Arnold Palmer Half and Half right here and that's all I need.

by guess i got mah swagga back January 20, 2012

reverse half and half

a sexual act where the man begins sexual coitus and finishes with ejaculating in his partner's mouth

I gave Susy a 'reverse half and half' last night! And she swallowed like there was no tomorrow....

by ClueMonster January 7, 2003

Half, Half and Half

A coffee made primarily of sugar and milk, used more or less by people who don't actually like the taste of coffee to appear to like coffee itself. It is a play on the term 'Half and Half'

John: I went out and got a coffee before work.
Andy: You mean that Half, Half and Half shit you drink?
John: I only drink it for the taste.

by Viper3 March 3, 2012

New York Half and Half Cookie

When a girl is getting spit roasted by a black guy and a white guy at the same time.

-Hey dawg, you wanna hit up that new york half and half cookie on Amy tonight?
-Sure thing, but only if I get the front this time.

by Fantazdick November 10, 2008

half and halfs

Persons who carry, usually the best genetics of two races. The worlds' best looking women, and the most handsome men, are of mixed ethnic origins. A type of genetic perfection of the homo sapien species is underway due to facility of global communication and transportation systems.

Barack Obama is from the genetic blending of a black man and a white woman. Barack and other half and halfs are still beset by oxymoronic racial stereotypes.

by Guido1 March 19, 2008