Haleypenis

Alternative spelling of the word jalapeño.

“Could I get some haleypenis on my salad?”

by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

Perd Hapley

When someone observes something with an unnecessary amount of detail, particularly when that detail is implicit. Similar to the character Perd Hapley from NBC's Parks and Recreation.

"Now is the thesis of my paper written by me, a student of this class." "Well that's a Perd Hapley if I've ever heard one."

by yaheardwithperd February 25, 2013

Paul Haney

He is an ass hole if u r a girl watch him because he is watching u he has been caught watching porn in class like 4 times in all just stay away

I can’t believe I have horny Haney for com arts Paul Haney is a dick

by Ding dong wing Wong November 1, 2019

Plot-Holey Book

A slang term for the Bible that emphesizes the book's large number of plot holes and contradictions.

God kills more than 2,000 people in the Plot-Holey Book, despite declaring that "Thou shalt not kill."

by BrokenEye Unlt. March 20, 2010

Pulling a Hailey Bieber

“Stalking” a person via social media to places they go in hopes of running into them and making it seem like “fate”

“hey Sarah ! We should pull a Hailey Bieber and see if we can find where Justin is going to be hanging out tonight and see if we can run into him” - Pulling a Hailey Bieber

by Thepunanitsunami April 9, 2023

polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.

Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.

by mkb000 March 29, 2010

Pat Healey

To have this name is an honor

Legendary

People bow to him in praise for being amazing

Pat Healey

by Harmonic Enhancer Sound September 23, 2009