hairpes

a made-up disease of the hair (from: herpes); hair is messed up

When she woke up she looked like her hair had hairpes.

hairpes by Jklkl December 13, 2005

Hairier than ya mommas ass 

A nigga caught up in hard times.

Damn I'm hungry than a M.F. up out here, ain't had a hair cut in bout 8 and 1/2 months. Got a nigga feeling hairier than ya mommas ass.

Hairier than ya mommas ass by SUMUDEEZNGZLKJSTLKEU September 1, 2016

Hairies 

Your two hairy balls. Your boys. Your fuzzy coin purse. The curlies.

Did you have a chance to see Big Eck's Big Hairies?

Man, my hairies fuckin stink today! Someone hand me the ball bucket - I need to dunk these boys!

Let me see those hairies. I want to see what kind of man you are.

Hairies by Shit heart May 28, 2021

hairtie syndrome

adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.

n. Any somewhat loose coochie.

"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."

"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."

hairtie syndrome by Radishimoe July 1, 2008

Ingrown Hairpes 

A condition of multiple red bumps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. These ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby's bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving.

Jack: Dude I think i caught the herps.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently?
Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party.
Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine.

Ingrown Hairpes by captnporkchop September 14, 2011

Harpie 

Native of Harpenden

I was severley cut up by a Harpie in a Range Rover, this morning.

Harpie by Realistic of Harpenden September 30, 2011

hair pie

Common slang used by many, referring to the female organ, the Vagina, or as I like the call it, the Pussy. Also it is usually hairy.

"Oh my god I got like, three hair pies last night dude!"

hair pie by John Stucko March 31, 2003