Hagrid

Slang for a big, tall, ugly, fat guy with long hair and unshaved facial hair and tattered clothing. Originates from a fictional character created by J.K. Rowling.

"Look at that Hagrid over there, begging people for money."

by ManiacManiacManiac July 10, 2004

Hagrid's Arse

a wizard swear, revolving around the size of Rubeus Hagrid's anal region.

Dude, Nicki Minaj has Hagrid's Arse!

by SASHHHHHHH August 15, 2011

Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools

White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank

by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019

Hagrid

When giving someone a BJ and their pubic hair sticks around your mouth

Guy 1: Dude Some slut was blowing me and after she looked like (Hagrid )
Guy 2: Who the fucks (Hagrid)?

by Teh real slim shady July 30, 2016

Hagrid

A vile woman at my school who should slowly shove a large sized packed of high calorie crisp down her throat and die a slow painful death

Haha Hagrid deserves it

by Billywigglestick October 26, 2019

hagrid

a term used to describe anything. no matter how good or bad it is.

"Man did you see me throw down that steezy noseslide?!".... "Yah man it was pretty hagrid." OR "Dood i drank a shit tunnah' beer last night and fucked that ugly bitch while i was hammid'!" "Ugh... man that sounds pretty hagrid."

by JAFFY TAFFY April 7, 2008

hagrid's beard

A rather 'hirsuit' lady specifically in the nether regions.

Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!

by chesterpest January 17, 2010