HAF Time

High As Fuck Time (Time to Get High As Fuck), Peak Usage Around the NBA Finals

Sup my nigga, is it HAF time?

by Atheisto May 24, 2015

HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010

haf-gaf

a person or thing that is both homo as fuck and gay as fuck.

jon is haf-gaf.
jon is the king of the haf-gafs.

by BEAVER & BROW January 08, 2009

HAF

an acronym for the phrase "healthy as Fuck"

A:What kind of cereal do you want?
B:chex
A: dude! chex are HAF!

by cloverparkschooldistrict August 20, 2011

Lorth haf Merthy

when you see/ hear some spicy thing

Hey keria did you see that tall light skin dude Lorth haf merthy he can rail me

by mmm_A.cRaCk_HeAd January 30, 2021

Haffing

Having some sort of sexual contact, usually just for fun, with another person.

"Where's Dina?"
"Oh she's haffing with some guy."

by WhiteRoom April 26, 2014

Haffed

The realest of reals, and a feeler of feels. A unique name only given to those with the candor and courage to bear it. Likes chocolate a lot and needs to get his car out of the impound lot.

Hey Haffed, hit us with that freestyle!

by lambthekid November 23, 2021