Haitian Necklace

The act of dousing a used car tire with gasoline, placing it on a human being and setting it ablaze. Usually, the victim has his/her hands tied behind his/her back first, making it impossible to break loose.

During a riot some poor people received a Haitian Necklace.

by Jamon Jamon May 8, 2007

hautian high jump

When a hautian realizes that his or her life is utterly worthless at which time they climb to the top of the highest structure around and jump off, thus ending their misrable life.

see hautian

Poor Bubba did the hautian high jump.

by Eib October 30, 2003

Hautian stank

A foul odor permeating regions populated by hautians. Believed to be the stench of hautian prostitutes' rotting vaginas.

See hautian

Man, the Hautian stank is much stronger than usual tonight.

by nick314 January 3, 2006

Haitian Bobsled

To sit on a toilet and defecate in tandem. When one person sits with their back against the water tank and at least one other sits in front of them on the toilet seat and they defecate in a synchronized fashion. If it is two men, the genitals may rest above or below the seat at the individuals discretion.

CAUTION: do not attempt to do with more than 3 people unless you have trained with John Candy.

My friend and I had to shit at the same time and there was only one toilet, so we pulled a Haitian bobsled.

by El Gallo Loco May 31, 2011

Haitian Men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

Haitian Sweep

The process of crossing over several (2+) lanes in one swift motion. This is usually done in an older, junky looking car as well but not necessarily exclusive to them.

"Did you just see that?"

"Ya, that was a proper haitian sweep."

by BlackScarab August 22, 2011

Haotian Yang

A piece of shit annoying individual who is usually at verbose level over 9000.

Did you hear Haotian Yang talk about frogs, he described them in over 9000 words because he's a verbose piece of shit.

by InsertCustomName December 9, 2019