it had to be done 

A response to a question about something that was done for reasons only apparent to person who did it and which could only be understood by them.

Usually encountered while playing FPS games.

"Why did you just stab your teamate in the back?"
"It had to be done"

it had to be done by Fisty November 6, 2005

I had something for this 

Phase, used after forgetting a one liner

as used by Sterling Archer

Archer: Damn, I had something for this, too... um... damn it. Eat grenade, stupids!

I had something for this by Crazybmws May 2, 2011

i've been had 

i have been the victim of a scam and have suffered some ill result.

she told me this ring was real gold, but it's turning my finger green! i've been had!

i've been had by hiddenpaw February 19, 2009

HAD 

Acronym for Hard Ass Dick. Its the male equivalent to WAP (Wet Ass Pussy).

Whores in this house.
There's some whores in this house.

They gon' fuck around and get this HAD.

HAD by SilkyJohnson13 August 22, 2020

Had The Radish 

Vermont / New England saying for when an item or person is so messed up, broken, worthless that it is no longer useful and is essentially junk.

Yeah, he's HAD THE RADISH

Had The Radish by jescoelvis March 20, 2011

Had a bad day 

An excuse used by cowards, the morally bankrupt, and men with weak-chins to grant legal immunity. Often used by police officers and/or the Comissioner of the New South Wales Police Force.

"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that Aboriginal kid's hands behind his back and slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."

Had a bad day by Equity and Justice June 3, 2020

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021