hickory shampoo

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.

COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."

by Nite Owl August 7, 2007

Marketing Hacker

Increase Revenue, Optimize Efficiency, and cut costs using Automation, Data, and Process.

Isaac is a brilliant Marketing Hacker as demonstrated by his usage of Marketing Automation, Applied Statistics, and new data processes to quarterly revenue.

by ikecube December 31, 2012

weather hacker

(n.) a clean substitution for the term "motherfucker" in former Hololive VTuber Kiryu Coco's original song "Weather Hackers☆"

"Good morning, weather hackers!"

by 30004tune July 1, 2021

vinnie hacker

the word “perfect” as a person lol

mary nearly fainted because she was so overwhelmed by vinnie hackers hotness, too bad he’s already married to sarina lol

by vinnieswifelol October 6, 2020

the hacker ethic

All hackers have the good ethic and respect for machines that do not belong to them. If you do not have this ethic than you are not a hacker you are a cracker.

Hackers only seek information, and knowledge. Using this for good and to advance their abilities.

by Nath November 7, 2004

hackeress

Lady hacker, as you can call..

Mellisa is a Hackeress..

by tecgaty August 14, 2007

hickory Creek middle school

a school full of sexist, ugly homophobic, boys and annoying af girls. they're just a bunch of prissy suburban kids who'll never go through anything hard because they have daddy's money

Kyle: you're such a prick. what school do you go to?
Chad: I go to hickory Creek middle school
Kyle: ohhh that makes sense.

by lil peen November 15, 2019