Haboobika

Man titties

Jessie has haboobikas!

by No youuuu! April 6, 2019

Haboo

A scottish drink served with protein bars for a vigorating taste quencher. Also held for rich uncanny parties full of sperm in which the bride and groom flourish to the ground and pet the bunny.

I'll have a Haboo on the rocks, easy on the kantalope.

by Adaim September 25, 2005

Habooshki

When someone kicks another person in the crouch. If they have a penis, when hit the penis will turn into a vagina. If they have a vagina they will have a really deep vagina.

This kid habooshki'd me in the penis so that's why I have vagina now.

by SuperGayGravityFallsFanboy April 22, 2017

haboobie

an endearing term used by middle-eastern grandmothers
pronounced "CH-boob-E"
often used in conjunction with the ending -shelle
pronounced "Shell-LAY)
example, Haboob-shelle
which makes it even more endearing
-le can also be tacked onto any name for an endearing call (like the common -joon in other middle eastern cultures)
examples, Johnny-le; Rachel-le

Hi, Haboobie! It's been so long, Haboobie. I've missed you, Haboobie.

by Haboob Shelle March 19, 2010

haboolimachi

I wanna fuck you real bad.
From the MET Special: Lil' Mex and his donkeys

"Haboolimachi Raul!" said Lil' Mex
"Not now Mex, my McDong is still on preheat"

by John Bashunov December 6, 2004

Habooboo

Is what you call your Muslim Boyfriend.

Girl 1: How's your Habooboo doing these days? Girl 2: Oh he's doing great, thanks for asking.

by Habooboo October 29, 2022

Haboos

Haboos was the creator and ruler of the Persian Empire in 1843. He was assassinated shortly after his last meal which consisted of 45 happy meals. The alleged assassinator, Dababy, also known as "Jonathan Lyndale Kirk", mixed an absurd amount of laxatives' in his 20 Kit-Kat McFlurries. The investigators claim that he wanted to get revenge for stealing his Snickers bar. The assassinator claimed that he didn't intend on killing the ruler, but rather give harmless revenge in return. The assassinator expected the McFlurries to be shared with the ruler and his people, not for the ruler himself. The rulers excessive consumption mixed with a year supply of laxatives made the ruler explode. The explosion of the ruler bursted a year supply of food in result of the explosion. The Persian Empire went from a dictatorship to democracy after his death. The economy was free for the first time and slavery came to an end.

Haboos is love, haboos is life

by Haboos Lover April 13, 2021