too stoned to have sex
When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.
too stoned to have sex by Katie May 7, 2005
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did you have sex with my barn owl
Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
did you have sex with my barn owl by scodder May 14, 2010
i wanna have sex dance
A band dance created by the wonderous sidney shuman it is done by holding one hand above your head with your pointer finger held up and twisting the hand while twisting the alternate foot toes down and before hand uttering the phrase "I WANNA HAVE SEX" it is a commonly accepted band ritual and is gaining popularity
band kid 1: hey you know what winning band compititions makes me wanna do
band kid 1 and 2: "IT MAKES ME WANNA HAVE SEX"(band kids start doing i wanna have sex dance)
band kid 1 and 2: "IT MAKES ME WANNA HAVE SEX"(band kids start doing i wanna have sex dance)
i wanna have sex dance by band kid 1 November 26, 2010
To have 'Sex At' someone
As opposed to 'with', which implies some sort of mutual feeling or bond, possibly lust or even love.
'Sex At' implies a one sided sexual encounter in which one person is having a much better time than the other during intercourse. Possibly while drunk. Can also relate to 'Jackhammering'
The other use of the term 'Sex At' is in relation to having intercourse for revenge or in an attempt to upset an acquaintance or ex.
In this regard, it is entirely possible to have sex 'At' someone without any intercourse taking place between you and the person you are having sex 'At'.
'Sex At' implies a one sided sexual encounter in which one person is having a much better time than the other during intercourse. Possibly while drunk. Can also relate to 'Jackhammering'
The other use of the term 'Sex At' is in relation to having intercourse for revenge or in an attempt to upset an acquaintance or ex.
In this regard, it is entirely possible to have sex 'At' someone without any intercourse taking place between you and the person you are having sex 'At'.
To have 'Sex At' someone: For example, if person A is in love with person B, person C could have 'Sex At' person A by having Intercourse with person B in order to exact revenge or intentionally uspet person A.
To have 'Sex At' someone by Enkayess September 6, 2013
National have sex with your ex day
National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.
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i want to have sex with jada
i want to have sex with jada by hashbrown1331 February 16, 2018