Holiday weight gainer

A person who gains weight during the holiday. They eat a lot because they stay at home and lack any activities to do

I have to watch the amount of food i eat this summer. I don't want to be a holiday weight gainer.

by Mich7 July 6, 2010

Gainesville defibrillator

A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.

After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.

by dalizardman May 16, 2014

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.

No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

by CharlieRomeo September 7, 2021

Gainesville plague

An especially potent variety of rhinovirus commonly found in/around the University of Florida in Gainesville. The plague is known to cause severe coughing and long-lasting sore throats. Transmission is often rapid due to overcrowding and mandatory attendance.

If you see a classmate coughing their lungs up, stay away! They just might have the Gainesville Plague.

by Martstet November 2, 2021

Gainersexual

A sexuality that revolves more around eating food, gaining weight and fat worship as opposed to traditional sexual activities.

"Hey would you want to hook up? What do you like to do for fun in the bedroom?"
"I'm a gainersexual. So bring a cheesecake, some burgers and a stick of butter, and then rub my belly while I inhale it all."

by WannaBeBigger91 December 3, 2022

Alexus gainey

Shes sweet,beautiful,smart,and her smile is amazing,she goes through so much but stays strong through all of it,she has a big ole booty,and an even bigger heart,i love you alexus

Yo you know alexus gainey shes kalebs girl

by Kaleb_2662 November 27, 2019

Gwarned

What jus Gwarned? (jamican slang, what just happened)

The police come and someone doesnt know why, they reply, "what jus gwarned?"

by Gwarn March 31, 2010