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An especially potent variety of rhinovirus commonly found in/around the University of Florida in Gainesville. The plague is known to cause severe coughing and long-lasting sore throats. Transmission is often rapid due to overcrowding and mandatory attendance.
If you see a classmate coughing their lungs up, stay away! They just might have the Gainesville Plague.
by Martstet November 2, 2021
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