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Guimo

The term used to describe a small, squeaky, hampster-like boy with a microscopic-sized penis that likes to f'donk other guys.
That guimo sure is gay. He just f'donked Dan.
by Mr.Peanut July 16, 2008
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A mexican who dresses like a guido or jersey shore guy. Usually has two or more of the following such as stupid ass haircut, both ears pierced, tight shirts with collars and the sleeves barely even cover the shoulder area, tight girl pants, thinking they are "bad ass" or "get all the girls" type of mind set, always use the word "swag" Always has a pair of sunglasses that look terrible and overly gelled hair.
Marcus:Hey did you see those mexicans?

Joe: Yeah fucking guimos. Need to go back to their snake skin boots with extra long points, big ass belt buckles, and taco hats.

Marcus: Yeah they need to get it straight! There not Italian! why do they need to steal styles, it doesnt get girls.
by BEA5T December 17, 2011
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by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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Guimo

Exhibiting both guido and emo traits simultaneously. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
Bragging to your friends about the skank you banged, then crying alone because she broke your heart.

It is guimo when someone you try to intimidate stands up for themselves and you then cry because they don't respect you.

Person 1: "I spend all my time at the gym so I'll look good and people still don't respect me or acknowledge how tough I am :*( "

Person 2: "Wow. You are a guimo."
by OdoyleRules November 17, 2009
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Guimos, a phenomenon found at my high school. Theres two of them (one boy and one girl) The way they behave is that they always want to fight, party, and talk about their huge Catholic families. They are always tan and the guy brags about how he can beat people up. But, they love all the emo bands and have the hair with huge black bangs and layers. they wear skinny jeans and Osiris shoes in neon colors. This is a guimo. Also may i mention theyre from New York and New Jersey? Suprised anyone?
Guimo 1: Its teeeeshiirtttttimmmeee!
Guimo 2: Look at my Day to Remember shirt!!
Guimo 1: That's hot, youre so juiced up.
Guimo 2: Who wantsta fight me?!
by fuckiinghateguidos March 4, 2011
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by Jamima February 21, 2003
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Alright I just want to set the record straight this is actually Mike's word
Guim
by Aj ` February 22, 2003
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