Guru

Famous internet celebrity. Mostly famous for out of this world M203 shots and general godly play.

It is well known that if you need something done you ask the Guru!

OMG I have just been Guru'ed!!!

We need a Guru.....

by Admin May 30, 2004

Mma guru

Fat jew who has committed various war crimes and was recently diagnosed with diabetes and leprosy

Mma guru is a dwarf

by Nate_diaz is _shit December 05, 2020

The MMA Guru

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

The mma guru is a man of red complexion

by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022

Wooch Guru

Someone who has devoted their life to the ways of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Ah ah ah, read chapter 3 of the wooch rulebook!”
“Wow, your such a wooch guru.”

by Char777 July 08, 2019

Beauty Guru

Beauty teacher, make-up artist, any person that can teach about beauty.

Chelsea crockett (beautyliciousinsider) on youtube is a beauty guru

by Meaningshelper December 20, 2014

Bang Guru

Bang Guru : Expert guide on the art of growing/maintenance of bangs/fringe of hair over forehead.

Scarcely there -
to itchy eyes.
Bangs now tickle my nose.

Beneath this veil
Lurks a tale,
of love and admiration.

The Bang Guru
can be your guide,
in making your bangs real.

by isabelydancer00 July 26, 2010

gudja guru

This word was made up by a very sexy lady called Ky Davis and means everything is Good or great.

That was fucking gudja guru.

by Dirt Dogg March 14, 2005