Guru

nickname from George W. Bush for Condoleezza Rice

The Guru was from Alabama and the first female member of the Augusta National Golf Club along with Lake City native Darla Moore.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020

Guru

Hot

Damn look at guru he’s the man

by anonymous May 4, 2021

Guru

The one with the wisdom of the bosh

GURU

by RotFoot June 9, 2021

Guru

A handsome boy in your class between 18 to 25 years old. Has the best knowledge in getting the good girls. He constantly receives appraisal from his clients. Funny thing is he is single himself. Gives good advice about life too.

I met Guru last night at the bar downtown, he's hot.

by DemonCrusher06 November 22, 2021

Guru

A guru is something that doesn’t make sense, often used as a replacement for hell or fuck

“What the guru”

by Guru cooper April 26, 2022

GURU

A person who likes taping Himself and his things. He loves to fuck with albanians, chines, and other immigrates. No one can be more smart, sapient and PORCODDIO than him. He also create the University of Varese.

Do you know someone who can destroy my anus?
oh, fuck yeah, he is a Guru of it. But he does it only if you are an immigrate.

by PapiLocoMamacita December 1, 2022

Guru

The Master of All Arts. This is a person who is often worshipped in friend groups for advice on relationships and life. A person named Guru often has a very successful life ahead of themself filled with fame and money. Gurus have infinite rizz.

You are the Guru of our group.

by REALOS9876 February 28, 2023