Guatemalan

noun
A short but badass from Guatemala, which is, contrary to popular belief, not Mexico.

Gaspar is a Guatemalan. Everyday in Health he lets me use his iPod.

by Apparatjik November 20, 2010

Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.

man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"

by feldpar February 16, 2009

Gamated

The act of being muted by the user Gamation for breaking r/dankmemes Minecraft Server's rule 6.

Cojil: *Pings Gamation*
Gamation: ?mute Cojil 2h Rule 6
WoodenDoors: Gamated lol

by jotaps2609 April 12, 2021

Guatemala

Guatemala..Best Country like eva..

"Ay Yo, i want mi sum pollo Campero"
"Aitte den, lets go to Guatemala

by Irene April 19, 2005

guate rican

50% Guatemalan and 50% Puerto Rican. This mix of DNA mostly found in the New England area like Rhode Island in which is pretty common to find around.

That kid is guate rican

by 317 June 14, 2007

Guatemalan hot pocket

The act of eating extremely spicy food and using the resulting firedooky as lube.

The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.

by Spicemaster February 15, 2012

Gumaer

A man who lives with his parents and can't have sex because he is lonely and visits the Bunker daily.

That man issuch a Gumaer so lonely and sad, he should move out of his parents house and visit the Bunker.

by Football2492 July 23, 2012