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guitastrophe

A guitastrophe occurs when a guitar solo is so intense, people get hurt.
Damn man, I played some Dragonforce the other day. It was a guitastrophe :D
by Matt Cirka January 15, 2008
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Guitartistry

A combination of the words Guitar and Artistry.
Used in reference to someone's guitar playing skills.

Can be used in most situations.
I don't know where Dave got that guitartistry. He was all over the place during that solo.

Susan needs to work on her guitartistry. I think my ears are bleeding.
by Minimcbeef June 21, 2010
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Scarfs and Guitars

A mildly popular webshow starring two girls named Halle (Ha-LEE) and Sofia. The show name is a tribute to the musical Rent, but also because they call themselves "Cute and Noisy" They talk about popular TV shows, books and Musicals. Very recently they had their first musical performance by a friend.
" Do you watch Scarfs and Guitars?
by Anya Mimi September 5, 2010
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Guitarist's Manicure

When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.
my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.
by psychosumaddict April 14, 2011
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Guitarsonist

One who slays with an axe, in this case an axe is a guitar. A guitar player that literally melts faces and makes babies cry while shredding on his guitar, a.k.a. an awesome guitar player.
Zakk Wylde is a guitarsonist, yeah he melts faces.
by Drewcz21 January 31, 2009
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Guitart

A female OR male who is presented in advertisements wearing scant, yet sloven attire, with a Strat or Les Paul strapped around their neck so as to target a specific market demographic with propaganda, but who has no discernible musical talent whatsoever -- only because they're never actually seen or heard playing it.
Clive:
That rock chick & metal dude on that billboard over there are so awesome!; bet they could out-shred Angus Young, Slash, and Frank Gambale if they were all to play their entire discographies, not respectively, but rather, collectively, in a single sitting, feeding every note into a giant audio mulcher.

Jacinta:
You numbskull!, they're 'Guitarts', and are much like children were expected to be in the 1800's: seen, but never heard.
by Snuggle Pot November 20, 2012
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guitards

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers
by swallow my meat April 30, 2004
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