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gaernt

a) expression of agreement
b) expression of shock or surprise
c) expression of sadness, when one has been put down.
a) Bob: Want to go to the movies?
Sue: Gaernt.

b) Bob: I just failed gym class!
Sue: GAERNT?!

c) Bob: My cat just died.
Sue: Ohh, gaernt.
by chris poppy July 3, 2007
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Guernsey

adj. (slang)

Used (mainly) to describe the state of drug users after a few too many lines/pills/tabs/hits or combination thereof. Once a person's lower jaw takes on a mind of it's own, seeking only to meet with their eyebrows and beyond, they're Guernsey. That being said, Guernsey is so much more than a word for gurning.
It may also used to describe when something goes badly wrong and variations of this word are perfectly acceptable. For example, please feel free to add an -ing to make a handy verb for any occasion.

Guernsey is also one of the Channel Islands, which is just fine by us.
1. I took so many E's last night, can't remember much but I got really Guernsey.

2. The aircraft pilot came in too steep for landing and for a minute things were all Guernsey.

3. That ice-cream man is really Guernseying my ice-cream, he should be fired.
by Guernsey-Rollers December 23, 2009
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Dude, today has been such a GUENTHER!

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guernsey ass

Descriptive term used to point out gay people in the streets, usually very small ones
by B. Iatch March 23, 2004
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My biology honors teacher is such a Guertin!
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A beautiful, sweet, smart, kind girl. She is brave and let's nothing stand in her way.Her joy and happiness is very contiguous.
Guerna is here to stay.
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