The guantanengnome (goowan-tahn-ehn-nohm) is a small dwarven creature kept in a miniature hollow iron maiden deep inside the (not so) secret torture chambers of the Guantanemo Bay Prison. Used much like an ass troll.
Ahkmed didn't want to confess, until he saw the guantanengnome come out from the shadows; he then screamed like Ryan Seacrest about to watch yentil.
by he who stands there September 1, 2008
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Person 1: GUAYANDO 😎👊
Person 2: GUAYANDO 😎👊
Person 3: guayando 😎
Person 1: you did it wrong, now you must die
Person 2: GUAYANDO 😎👊
Person 3: guayando 😎
Person 1: you did it wrong, now you must die
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Get the GUAYANDO 😎👊 mug.Mexican slang - loose (singular feminine adjective and noun)
This is very nasty when used to descibe a woman, it which case it refers to her vagina, and often implies she got that way from sleeping around too much.
The masculine version - guango - can be equally as nasty in that context.
This is very nasty when used to descibe a woman, it which case it refers to her vagina, and often implies she got that way from sleeping around too much.
The masculine version - guango - can be equally as nasty in that context.
"puta guanga" - loose whore
by matabachas March 26, 2009
Get the guanga mug.The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).
Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
by NVN May 16, 2010
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Al guayabo de los hombres se le llama guayarola, porque es una revoltura de guayabo con parola.
"Last night I was so wasted when I woke up I had such a guayarola I couldn't stand the light and my bed seemed like a tent around my cock"
"Last night I was so wasted when I woke up I had such a guayarola I couldn't stand the light and my bed seemed like a tent around my cock"
by Sciuridae April 15, 2008
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