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Talent Grenade

A newly installed leader within an organisation that comes in with such a negative impact that a large group of the existing people decide they are going to leave.
Wow, that new C-suite guy had to field a lot of resignations. What a talent grenade!
by TheTruthAboutTalent January 26, 2022
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Chocolate Wall Grenade

When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.
To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.
by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018
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Cooking The Grenade

In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!

Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!

Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*

*BOOM!*

*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 8, 2010
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fart grenade

A Widely used tactic in the bed, casually used like this:
1. pretend you are holding a grenade
2. fart in your pretend grenade
3. hover your grenade over the victims nose.
watch his/her's reaction.
A unsuspected fart grenade was used in bed.
Jerry: grenade!
Kiersten: what?
Kiersten: Eww!
Jerry: GOTY!
Kiersten: It smells like a gas chamber!
by [InsertXboxLiveGamertagHere] November 16, 2019
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Grenade Syndrome

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
by Ro-Em June 24, 2016
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Grenade Pin

When a girl has her period and you still want to go down on her, leaving the tampon in moving the string out of the way. Once things heat up and it's time to finish her off, you grab the string with your teeth and pull it out whipping it across the room in one motion.
I didn't care that she was on her period and neither did she. I wanted to go down on her. The only part that startled her was when I pulled the grenade pin.
by Ajax the asshat October 25, 2017
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preston grenade

A dude who got an entire nuke dropped on him and fucking survived. Afterwards, he punched the dude with the force of 1000 settlements that need their help.
by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018
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