Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Ass Gruff

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.

I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Gruff Nut

The little bits of poo that can gather on hairs around the anus.

i.e. That girl has lots of gruff nuts dangling down.

by Steven Mallaber November 29, 2007

Billy Goat's Gruff

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

by bigrattus November 21, 2003

Gruff Rhys

Lead Singer of the Super Furry Animals. Notoriously slowly spoken. Fuelled by imagination.

by Kate Moles October 25, 2003

the gruffudd

pronounced gruh-fawd. hair region above a man's penis.

named for the welsh actor ioan gruffudd (pronounced, yo-wan, griffith)

wow, i love hair. i love the gruffudd on that guy.
i hate hair, it's sweaty and gross

by synecdoche April 29, 2006

the gruffudd

a. triangle area of the man, involving the cock cuts downward.
this name comes from a mispronounciation, of the last name, of the welsh actor "ioan gruffudd" (correctly pronounced, yo-wahn, griffith see ioan gruffudd ) seen in a revealing shower/towel pose.
b. this phrase refers to the patch of pubic hair right above a man's penis.
c. sometimes confused with the davids.

i hate pubic hair; i dont like the gruffudd.

i like pubic hair; i like the gruffudd on that male model.

by zeugma May 8, 2006