groundlog day

Taking a poop at the same time every day.

He poops every morning at 8 am like it's Groundlog Day.

by The Z Spot October 12, 2016

Groundlord

A person who rents land.

Groundlords make use of crony capitalism to be rich.

by Poikilos June 7, 2018

Groindinitis

A severe strain in the groin, most common cause is from strenuous lifting, squatting,or sexual intercourse.

I was flipping a tire in the back yard ,and felt a bad strain in my groin, now I have acute groindinitis

by Superduke gt April 29, 2019

Grounditude

Experiencing a state of feeling deeply grounded and grateful at the same time. Grounded in Gratitude = Grounditude. (present, centered, connected to the self and/or the Earth and feeling thankful for all aspects of existence.)

Her grounditude made all the difference. She remained peaceful and in a state of grounditude as she sat on the park bench.

by Holistic Thinker May 4, 2020

Grundlitis

The inflammation of the grundle.(The palce between the testicals and asshole)

"My gouch really itches, I think I might have grundlitis."

by Treble June 16, 2003

groundlings

People who are stuck on the ground all the time.

A non-pilot.

Someone who can't fly.

Also, Groundhog.

"Wow, look at all those groundlings! It's too nice a day to be stuck down there!"

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

grundlitus

Stinging in the grundle region and inner thighs while walking, usally after a heavy case of swamp ass or swamp nuts.

To this day there is no found cure.

John- Why are you walking like that?

Bill- Cuz I got a wicked case of grundlitus.

by SB2K November 7, 2007