groom

A word which used to refer to the male getting married at a wedding or, as a verb, meant to look ater your appearance. However it has recently been hijacked by the press and now refers to the action in which a paedophile pursues an individual child via the internet.

"I hear that record producer king guy has been grooming kids over the internet since his release"

by Jizzmopper October 2, 2005

Grundle Grooming

The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.

Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

groom the dog

a term used to describe when a male spruces up his overall crotch area.

Even when Marvin wore shorts it was quite obvious he didn't groom the dog.
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Tina was quite pleased with Timmy's dog grooming. "There is nothing like a man who rocks the Vicious V and grooms his dog so well."
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by _Derek_ October 18, 2007

Groomsmaid

A female on the groom's side of the altar.

Brian will be groomsmaid at Jen and Baraka's wedding.

by db5 March 16, 2010

Grooming

The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.

Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"

Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"

Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."

Corky- "Huh?"

Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."

by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010

Kamrat Grooshkov

a lunatic a.k.a. Sniffer. Resident in slams of west Poland. Presumably a dope seller...
In late 90`s was noticed to have some connections with russians criminal cartels

after 2001, no more info.....

- Heyyy yo yo man, did you hear 'bout this fucking coke dealing in Tv, by some guy - Sniffer?

- Yeahhh, a lot of good fuckin stuff, youknawhatimsayin.....

by K. Wasiljejew April 7, 2005

Groomer

Sexual grooming is a preparatory process in which a perpetrator gradually gains a person's or organization's trust with the intent to be sexually abusive.

Omg that’s Zoe Lopez the child groomer!

by Perejil13 February 23, 2021