Grooch

Gross + cooch = grooch. A female with a very untidy, unclean, cooch/vagina. Most of the time the pubic hair is untamed, too long or dirty. Careless females usually have a grooch.

Damn! Did you see her grooch! And she wonders why it's been months since she's had sex.

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

grichimo

A hairy mexican man that has a thick voice and greasy skin, and a below average IQ. Also they try to act funny, but they end up looking like an idiotic asshole

"You so childish ESE!" Grichimo
"Shut up grichimo" Normal functioning person of society.

by TheGrichimo July 12, 2016

slap grouchy

when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.

she was so tired she was slap grouchy.

by Deathtoll79 August 30, 2020

birthday grouch

Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...

by YAWA January 31, 2020

Oscar the Grouch

The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.

Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH

by shshsauce July 3, 2005

Grouchos

Wild, bushy eyebrows, a la Groucho Marx, especially when describing a woman.

The girl is real cute, but what's with those grouchos? My grandfather doesn't even have eyebrows like that!

by Ska.one September 4, 2008

grouchapottamus

A really grouchy/angry/moody person

Tomm:Oh no here comes rachael...
Scott: AARRRGGGHHH THE GROUCHAPOTTAMUS!

by TOMM-BOLO August 27, 2008