Greenland

One of the most powerful countries in the world, it can make you lose Plague Inc.

Oh right, lemme google where is greenland locatied at.
Wait... Did Google get the names of Greenland and Iceland wrong?
Wait a minute... Is Africa really 14 times bigger than Greenland??

A : (Playing in Plague Inc.) Oh damn, Greenland just closed his own port?
B: Let me google Greenland, does it look as green as his name.

by Loyal Chinese citizen November 12, 2022

Greenland

And Korea! The south one! Kim Jong Un would HATE that! And make ME the governor! He would REALLY hate that!

Hym "I'm fine with that actually, yeah. Greenland. Canada. Korea. Gobble 'em up. New America 1, 2, and 3. Do it today!"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

Greenland

When you want to send your enemies somewhere like Siberia for political prisoners(ie.Palestinans Gays Canadians Lesbians Mexicans Musicians)

Bob was being a real jerk next to the coffee machine in the office today so maybe we should greenland him and his entire department in purchasing.

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Greenland

A place where you send political opponents to die in the snow.

Im going to Greenland that asshole for goving me a Nazi salute!

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Greenland Gas Cloud

put an ice cube up your ass to get your asshole cold and let it simmer for 30 minutes then release the gas onto your partner during sex

Brayden | Dude I got Greenland Gas clouded last night

Bubba | what the fuck is a greenland gas cloud you whore

by Gooch Meister November 12, 2025

Greenland

Something someone wants so much even though they will never have it

Guy1: I loved this car I want it so much!!!
Guy2: It is a greenland bro, you won’t ever have it

by fişeQ January 22, 2026

greenland

n. A generic term for a pawn in any dangerous pointless scheme or power play initiated by a madman. Also a Canadian sexual euphemism.

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Why does Carney keep saying that no orange clown is going to Greenland Canada?

by gnostic3 January 22, 2026