by PaulBernardo October 29, 2022
Get the The greenhouse blew apart mug.That special place you go to with the slight wobbly / euphoric feelings at the start of a breath hold in apnea. This is caused by purging (deep breathing, like blowing out candles) a number times immediately prior to the hold.
Ady was wondering around John's greenhouse, contemplating the beauty of the world from a slightly off kilter perspective, feeling the love for the place and its freedive participants; when he suddenly remembered he was holding his breath at a notanx session and a couple of minutes had already passed!!!
by Timbooo June 18, 2008
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making someone think you killed the girl they like when really the only crime you committed was being sexy af
by Pp_yes September 14, 2021
Get the burning a greenhouse mug.The process that occurs when sitting on the toilet while taking a dump that results in the odors or gases from ones poop to be rise up through their shirt, become momentarily trapped, then come out the collar of their shirt and into the dump-takers face. One can only choose to make things worse by then taking off their shirt after and releasing all the gas trapped under the shirt at once, creating a somewhat artificial fart. One can avoid The Green Blouse Effect by taking their shirt off PRIOR to taking a dump. It is similar to the Greenhouse Effect in the matter that both involved trapped gases.
Person 1:"Man, I took a dump then took my shirt off right after and there was like an explosion of poop odors that came out!"
Person 2:"You gotta watch out for that, it's called The Greenblouse Effect. We can do our part in preserving the welfare of our noses by taking our shirts off before we partake in the act of pooping."
Person 2:"You gotta watch out for that, it's called The Greenblouse Effect. We can do our part in preserving the welfare of our noses by taking our shirts off before we partake in the act of pooping."
by r3id93 January 4, 2012
Get the The Greenblouse Effect mug.Similar to gaslighting. It happens when someone tries to make another person feel guilty for their reported negative impact on the environment.
Bailey: "You know driving here instead of walking is really bad for the environment."
Fred: "I live 43 miles away! Stop greenhousing me!!!"
Fred: "I live 43 miles away! Stop greenhousing me!!!"
by von groovy July 20, 2019
Get the Greenhousing mug.Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.
Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.
Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener
Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with
Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.
Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener
Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with
by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010
Get the Chinese Green House mug.1. To be taught the way by someone who doesn't really know what they're talking about.
2. To teach old dogs new tricks.
2. To teach old dogs new tricks.
John: "hey man, how did prom night go?"
Steve: "dude, i've never been greenhorned so much in my entire life..."
Steve: "dude, i've never been greenhorned so much in my entire life..."
by jerrycurls April 3, 2009
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