soylent greenfurter

A hot dog or other sausage of extraordinarily questionable provenance and composition.

Student #1 at Cafeteria: "These hot dogs really take lips and assholes to a new level. I mean, this is some serious mystery meat."

Student #2 at Cafeteria: "It's even worse than that, man. I think these might be soylent greenfurters."

by Fully Dressed Lunch March 4, 2011

Max Greenwood

Max Greenwood is not a g he is a bit of a dum cuz styl who hates on 4tNite like a lil kiddo

You are such a Max Greenwood, hating on fortnite .

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Greenwood

A result in the game of poker, when ironically, a male player who gets a straight, is wearing feminine clothing.

Alex got two straights in the last two hands of poker, which is ironic for a man wearing that scarf. What a Greenwood.

by BigAlsPokerHand March 14, 2018

Greenwood Lake

A town in New York where no one but a bunch of dirtbags live whose parents are brother and sister, or they came from a test tube.

Marshall:Did you hear about those Greenwood Lake dwellars?
MacKenzie:Yeah aren't they all inbreds?

by xblack attackx June 2, 2011

Mount Greenwood

Neighborhood on the Far South Side of Chicago infested with white trash. There's a high prevalence of city workers here - mostly cops and firefighters. Mainly middle class. Full of obnoxious teenagers whose activities include drinking in the park, hanging out in the park, vandalizing, throwing snowballs and hiding (like pussies), smoking, drinking in the streets, walking around in herds, drinking in their parents garage, drinking, being racist, beating up mentally disabled kids, beating up black kids, grouping together to fight one kid, drinking, and essentially just acting like a bunch of dickweeds. Chicks sometimes typpp lkkk diss;; and are predominantly skanks. Like people from Oak Lawn, Evergreen Park, Beverly, and etc, they think that people genuinely give a shit about what neighborhood you live in. No, you are not hard because you are MTG BORN N RAISED. You are not hard because 10 of you beat up one kid. You are not hard because you have MTG REPRESENT - NO NIGGERS on your myspace. In fact, you have probably been an ignorant douchepacker since your daddy forgot to pull out.
Can't wait to move out of here.

*group of hard ass Mount Greenwood kids*
one kid: HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK IT'S A NIGGER
the rest: OH FUCK YES LET'S ALL FUCKING GANG UP ON THE FUCKING NIGGER COS IT TAKES A MOB OF US TO BEAT ON ONE FUCKING PERSON FUCK

by angryoldman January 14, 2010

Noah Greenwood

An amzingly cute boy with great hair and a cute smile. always makes you laugh and makes you day brighter and one of the best people to skype in the world. hes a good boy and does whatever hes told for his mommy and daddy. so over all noahs a total badass.

noah greenwood is the man

by shorty8 August 22, 2011

Greenwood

The Greenwood refers to when a man comes home after a long days work with aggressions towards his partner, takes off his old dirty crusty work socks, gags his partner with them, hog ties them, and then proceeds to give the parter dry anal.

"We came home after a hard days work and right as I walked through the door, I got the Greenwood."

by McProffesional January 26, 2014