This is a long and brutal war that has lasted a generation. it all started in the 50's when the great riots in brighton brought about the mod and rocker war, this was a war that many of your parents were a part of, it was between two types of people. the mods, they ride vespas and wear brown jakets, they are very british. the rockers which were influenced by american culturethis include motor bikes and leather jakets, they loved the rock n roll music. this war lasted many years from the early 50's until the late 70's. it was a long and hard fight. after many years victory was in the hands of the rockers. mods were nearly wiped out. by this time rockers had evolved into moshers. peace had been achieved... for a brief moment.
After few years of relative peace until the 90's a new people, spiecies were born.... the chav had taken the country by storm. they originated in chatam, but they spread. first across the southern countys this was a fairly harmless mix until they started spreading north. this spread and spread until the mosher became a minority.
moshers did not start this war it started by chavs no longer accepting the moshers and startin small fights. after years this exploded. this war was some what worse then the mod rocker war because both sides are accociated with big groups, a small group from either side would be 30 people. big fights are common.
After few years of relative peace until the 90's a new people, spiecies were born.... the chav had taken the country by storm. they originated in chatam, but they spread. first across the southern countys this was a fairly harmless mix until they started spreading north. this spread and spread until the mosher became a minority.
moshers did not start this war it started by chavs no longer accepting the moshers and startin small fights. after years this exploded. this war was some what worse then the mod rocker war because both sides are accociated with big groups, a small group from either side would be 30 people. big fights are common.
by laststand111 November 21, 2010
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Get the the not as great but still pretty alright war mug.The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
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Get the The Great Coochie Wars mug.The Great Galactic wars were a conflict between the Reptilian/Draconian E.T's and the Lyrans, and the Galactic Federation that lasted millions of years, and ended millions of years ago. The war started because the Reptilians wanted to colonize the same planets and they encountered the feline race -Lyrans from Vega, Lyra constellation. The Reptilians wanted to enslave everyone in the Universe,Enslave Lyrans, and occupy them. But the war later became a war between the Light and the Dark, the Reptilians, supported the idea of Service to self while Lyrans-service to others. In that horrible times, many of Lyrans were brutally murdered, seperated, enslaved, but many good warriors also rose. The Reptilians were low-vibrational beings, they act like animals , make jokes about murder sometimes while fighting, and are ruled by their animalistic impulses. Throughout the war a few planets in the Lyra constellation were destroyed. Fortunely, the war ended , the Reptilians still aren't serving the light (some if them are and they rebelled) and are just neutral. Some of them are evil.
- did you fight in The Great Galactic Wars in your past life?
- Yes, I did. The war left a big mark on my soul and my personality. It's tearing me apart every day.
- Yes, I did. The war left a big mark on my soul and my personality. It's tearing me apart every day.
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Get the The Great Galactic Wars mug.An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.
The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).
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