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Grandma Logic

Reasoning or advice that is either contradictory or only makes sense to your grandmother. Most likely spoken by someone of old age
Person 1: Jimmy Rollins got injured during stretches the other day...He'll be out for two months.
Person 2: We'll he never should've stretched in the first place
Person 1: Oh shut up i dont need any of your grandma logic.
by GrandyScolfox June 22, 2010
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Grandma Josie

To wack someone (preferably your grown child) with a large spoon or any other kitchen appliance.
I will go Grandma Josie on your ass!!!
by Michael Antionette September 26, 2010
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grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks
by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017
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grandma's heartbreaker potion

A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.

It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.

It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*

Person1: It's clobberin time!
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Gym Teacher's Grandma

The most powerful thing known to man.
Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
by jackman returns August 22, 2019
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Visit Grandma

a term for going to get some pussy as in the movie sex drive
timmy: dude you got to go visit grandma.
by kakashi0050 December 20, 2008
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