Guildford Grammar, A previously co-ed school, turned all boy school. However, after many years of not getting pussy they decided to go back to co-ed. Unfortunately no girl wants to go to school on a farm full of pigs so, they only have a few dozen in each year level. The boys at Guildford are often described as having nearly as much intelligence as a first generation caveman, they often react to banter situations with aggression and take every comment to the cold black thing they call a heart. Guildford boys often like to prey on the girls of the school, making questionable comments and sexually harassing them. The school is most well known for failing in the sport, academic, music and art part of education however, they excel in being pricks. The average Guildford guy is a fuckboy who likes to ask girls for nudes and videos of them masturbating. Yet, whilst they still do this you will more then often see the boys get hard to each other in the change rooms. A Guildford boy is your basic faggot who tries so, so hard to act straight. The girls are alright, they just need to move to somewhere better and hopefully get good therapy help after the horrors they experienced whilst there.
See that guy wanking over there? Must go to Guildford Grammar School.
Who came last in the Head Of The River? Guildford Grammar School of course!
What is that school again that's in the PSA but no one cares about? Oh yeah! Guildford Grammar School!
Who came last in the Head Of The River? Guildford Grammar School of course!
What is that school again that's in the PSA but no one cares about? Oh yeah! Guildford Grammar School!
by GGS IS FESTY March 22, 2019
Get the Guildford Grammar School mug.A School situated in West Yorkshire (England) it consists of three buildings;
- The West Wing (new building) that is made from card-board.
- The East Wing (old building) that's falling to pieces and has some of the worst toilets found in the western hemisphere.
- The 6th Form Block, Home to the common room a place where the civilised (older) students go to escape the natives (children) that inhabit the school. It also has vending machines that contain chocolate (unlike the rest of the school he he).
- The West Wing (new building) that is made from card-board.
- The East Wing (old building) that's falling to pieces and has some of the worst toilets found in the western hemisphere.
- The 6th Form Block, Home to the common room a place where the civilised (older) students go to escape the natives (children) that inhabit the school. It also has vending machines that contain chocolate (unlike the rest of the school he he).
A - "So I heard you go to Salts*"
B - 'Yeah"
A - "I also heard its crap"
B - "Yeah"
*Slang for Salt Grammar School
B - 'Yeah"
A - "I also heard its crap"
B - "Yeah"
*Slang for Salt Grammar School
by ILMROWKAW November 12, 2005
Get the salt grammar school mug.Absolute shitty school.Full of neeks and racist chavs.The teachers all act posh when they drive their fords and the headteachers a dickhead
by Dujabbdjksjvd August 16, 2019
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rod: don worry mae is jus the kingston grammar school kids stinkin up the traen
rod: don worry mae is jus the kingston grammar school kids stinkin up the traen
by lucila-fan May 16, 2022
Get the kingston grammar school mug.This school never actually came out the other end of ww2. If you are a student here then I’m sure u have heard about the ww2 tunnels and the book “a school girls war” about a million times. Most of the money that mggs gets goes towards building a ww2 tunnel reception, which let’s be honest no one needs. 90% of people at mggs are pricks that are constantly trying to get attention. The other 10% don’t actually come to school. However if u are in that 10% good luck because the headteacher will most likely email u 500 times to get u to come to school before you are brutally murdered. If u have just done ur 11+ do not come here u will regret it for the rest of your life but also don’t go to invicta because that is even worse.
by Whyischeesetasty February 28, 2023
Get the Maidstone grammar school for girls mug.A family of party induced sluts who ask their daddy's for the most expensive products and get them. Always trying to hook with the guys by leaning on their shoulders but then denying that they like them until they manage to get a snog in at one of their raving parties. One of the bitchiest Kew schools around to put it simply.
P1: Where does she go?
P2: Oh probably Carey grammar school, look at that makeup
P3: yeah it's pretty bad
P1: is that legit her car?
P2: The Lamborghini? Yeah
P2: Oh probably Carey grammar school, look at that makeup
P3: yeah it's pretty bad
P1: is that legit her car?
P2: The Lamborghini? Yeah
by anonymoussss999787874858- May 1, 2017
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