Gouch Wagon

Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.

Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

forest goochie

an old half chinese half cat lady who lives in the forest

Monique: "I'm stuck in the forest"
Yesha: "Don't let the forest goochies get you"

by forestgoochielifestyle June 29, 2016

rable dable gouchy munk

A black woman who dates a rapper and owns gucci that he bought.

Kanye West's girlfriend is such a rable dable gouchy munk.

by Allan Freed February 5, 2014

gouch eyed

A person with one eye askew.

One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat in it so he could see the film just fine.

by tidewatcher December 19, 2005

goochie

an expression of happiness especially when you are high

John gsve me a bag of Doritos when I had the munchies, and I exclaimed, "Goochie!"

by lliw32 December 13, 2007

Goughie

The complete opposite of Boughie; someone with no money who acts in a cheap, low-class manor or demeanor. Readily identifiable by wearing a belt made of shoelaces.

Man, Goughie ass James can't get into the club with his Nike Cortez's, can he borrow your dress shows again?

by Fonboughie October 4, 2011

Gouche

Anatomical section posterior to the testis and anterior to the anus. Which is known to become extremely sweaty (especially during intense gaming activities).

My friend Tonza religiously performs his wet wipe showers after a game but always forgets to wipe his gouche.

by HNL-DK November 30, 2014