Gordan Freeman

The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.

"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2

"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

by Aditya Bhattaru April 18, 2008

gordaned

To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.

"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."

by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007

GORDINSHERWINWILLIAMS

A very MC. Donalds type of guy, just likes to eat Fat. He is in love of all women in the world

GORDINSHERWINWILLIAMS come here and eat your food.

by andreamiamor6thgradecrush September 30, 2020

Godanswer

Godanswer is a young and healthy boy he loves girls and running he is a very social person and loves everyone.
He is someone who loves to give and also loves to visit orphanages.He is good with art and loves drawing.he loves girls that their names start with d,j,c and many more E.g Joy, Chidera,Divine

wow such a Godanswer boy

by Myname.com December 1, 2021

gorgansmoile

A Gorgansmoile is a uniquely shaped character often found on restaurant children’s menus. You know you have sighted a Gorgansmoile when you see a shape of an animal on a restaurant kid’s menu that you can’t quite define.

Wow! That’s a Gorgansmoile!

by SoEzPz March 14, 2023

Gordons-border

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.

"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"

by Lord Beagle Fotherington-Smythe February 17, 2008

Gordonsexual

When the only thing that you will engage in sexual activities with is Gordon Ramsay.

Person 1: I'm heterosexual.

Person 2: I'm homosexual.

Person 3: I'm bisexual.

Person 4: I'm gordonsexual.

by Richard Cheney III July 13, 2017