gorbunkular

Strange or unprecedented, often used to describe situations or events.

Some dude named Braedyn took a dump on my lawn, what a gorbunkular happenstance.

by AlfredTheBudler August 13, 2023

grobus

the feeling you get right before you take a shit and you know its gunna be a big one cause its expanding your intestines. thats a grobus. see also coolnerd15

arggggggghh! beeeeeaahhhhhhhh! puff! plop!

that arggggghh involved a grobus.

by allhailkingme February 17, 2007

Goobus

A huge idiot
Variation of a "Goof"

You can't sit with us, you goobus

by Caitlinsara May 30, 2018

garbussy

A Huge Anal Wart That Has Completely takin over the right side of ur anus and is now infected with horse cum

Damn that part time lightskin nigga jamil got a tight garbussy

by BussyExploiter January 30, 2022

goobusted

had sexual intercourse with

I goobusted that bitch.
I was goobusted by that bastard.

by Alex Mixon September 6, 2004

garbus

to be unexpectedly doused in marinara sauce

As it was Tuesday, Marvin donned his cashmere scarf and took to his weekly stroll down Amsterdam Avenue. He passed his favorite bakery, the cloying scent tugging on his steady resolve to lose those last few pounds...

*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!

Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!

Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."

by omgitsacat May 10, 2018

gorbs

Man that knows it all has answer to every thin

How you know that I asked gorbs

by Kelly H August 12, 2003