Goose necking

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.

Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.

by Dog lips November 4, 2017

goose noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.

My friend Andrew is a goose noodle.

by Amber? April 3, 2017

Goose Nip

A nickname parents use for their YOUNGEST son or daughter. Goose Nip refers to the most feisty and mischievous sibling who has to be fearless to survive because he or she is the smallest. This child will often go into intimidation mode with his or her bigger siblings like a angry goose chasing people at the park.

Everytime there’s trouble he’s always right in the middle of it . He’s such a goose nip!

My little girl is definitely a goose nip with her cousins. She is so bossy I swear she’s gonna grow up with no friends.

by splashmaverick January 31, 2018

Goose-nannery

Of, or relating to, actions which resemble those of the common Canadian Goose in terms of "silly" or "absurd" mannerisms or styles therein.

"I know man... last night we got involved in some serious goose-nannery."

"Quiet down, young man! Goose-nannery will not be permitted in my classroom."

by the Lawdogg September 25, 2009

goose-neck

the suction of the dick between the vigina causing the dick to hilariously break needing treatment

Dude my girlfriend Accidentally gave me a goose-neck

by Lucky out August 9, 2016

Goose neckin

To stare at a car accident while slowing down to see it longer til you have past it and turning around to see it .

Police officer:Keep going don't need goose neckin,move along.

by Gimme a Reason September 27, 2017

Goose necker

Goose necker is a chick that bobs her head when talking due to the over use of her favorite night hobby. Mostly ghetto trash dope users. These are the most used tools in the street game when setting someone up to get jacked or murdered. Watch out for this goose necker she is a trap.

Man this goose necker thinks she is running game

by Lucdog September 18, 2018