kicked in the googles

when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.

paul kicked me in the googles while we were playing ro-sham-bo

by moma April 7, 2003

Googlesnapped

Anything that was captured in a photo which can be viewed in Google Maps street view.

I looked up an address in Google Maps and recognized a friend of mine in the street view photo - he's been Googlesnapped.

by evilclowncandy April 10, 2009

googleistic

Definitive of Google searches. Term usually used by people who are so googlecentric and totally divorced from reality that they depend on Google to interface with the real world. Also can be used to describe bad writers who look for metaphors using Google.

That is so googleistic!

by joey-baloney February 16, 2010

googleshmack

a word that describes one's eyes after watching LONG CHEESY OVER-RATED MOVIES. and most of the viewers come out looking like this 8). (weird googly eyes and dazed smile)

(it is a newly created word)

i had googleshmack eyes after watching Avatar

by Junnipier Cook April 27, 2010

Googlespert

A know-it-all individual found in chatrooms and Usenet newsgroups throughout the Internet who is a one-minute expert and authority on any given subject at any given time. According to their own reports, these people usually have IQs in the genius range and are members of Mensa.

John's mention of quantum theory brought a flurry of responses from Googlesperts in the newsgroup.

by Steerforth March 8, 2012

googlespert

when someone considers themselves an expert on a particular topic because they looked it up on google, in reality they have no real experience with the the topic.

peter considers himself a googlespert on the topic of iPhones, I gave him mine so he could demonstrate, he couldn't even turn it on, mustn't have been in the tutorial, lol.

by hevihitr April 17, 2009

Googleist

Is a person who belives that google is god. They tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don't know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. As well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don't know on google.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Girl1: How did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?

Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.

by Saraness May 2, 2009