Golluming

1. The sport or activity of being Gollum.

"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."

by skivemonkey January 17, 2014

Gollum

To stick you finger up you partners bum hole i.e ring while whispering my prescious in there ear or if the mood takes you making a wierd coughin noise like ccoollluuummm!!

Did you hear last night I shagged adam and surprised him by fingering his arse he was fine with that but not very happy when i coughed gollum in his eye!!!

by bigbazz mum lover September 11, 2009

Gollum

Don't think of it as a Lord of the rings character from the movie or books. Video game pedophila was nothing when it doesn't have a name. Until this year of 2023, Lord of the Rings: Gollum, developed by
Daedalic Entertainment. It was so fucking bad, Video pedophila loved every aspect of it, it finally found it's true purpose... to find it's name through a bad Lord of the rings game.

Player: wow this gollum game sucks balls! Fuck!!!! I think Video game pedophila has a name now, motherfucker! It's name is Gollum! Motherfucking Gollum! Fuck you

Daedalic Entertainment!

by RavenTrooper August 8, 2023

Gollum

Verb - to jealously protect anything of seemingly insignificant worth

John sure is golluming that code, he won’t let anyone else work on it.

by atarimae April 22, 2016

Golluming

Walking around hunched over. Saying "my precious" and hanging around dark locations like under bridges / in caves or alleys.

Retard: Did you hear about the new viral fad, batmanning?

BadAss: Batmanning is so 10 minutes ago. I'm golluming...my precious

by Tryingtogetfamous September 17, 2011

Gollumed

To fall or be pushed into the centre of an active volcano (like Gollum from Lord of the Rings).

Shorty was giving me gip up on the 'cano lip, so I Gollumed the fucker.

by Stephsteal September 11, 2016

Gollum

a sexual act where one man cums in another man's nose, then the other man snorts up the cum like a loogie and spits it in the other man's face

brian got gollumed by steve

by Bob Sanders March 7, 2004