Golfers Ass

Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece

Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!

by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006

gallery crawl

When a bunch of people travel from one gallery to the next, all the while being too drunk to notice the "art" they're looking at is nothing more than shit.

My mom, while trying to justify her fancy for drinking, went to a gallery crawl claiming it to be a gathering of those interested in art. She came home shitfaced at 2am when the gallery bars closed.

by morux95 September 30, 2011

crash gallery

The act of smashing the heads of five penises together, Usually preformed by very famous or attractive men causing an explosion of jizzim covering everyone around.

did you hear matthew mcconaughey is planing a crash gallery?

by atxfairy September 1, 2010

wade gallery

Designer's speak for masturbation

Too much Wade Gallery last night

by neededanaccountforonedefinitio February 15, 2018

peanut gallery

a person group of people whose opinions are insignificant

"No comment from the peanut gallery."

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2007

midnight golfer

A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.

BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.

PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.

BC: You know what I heard about Roger?

PL: What?

BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.

PL: What?

BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.

PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?

BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.

PL: I don't know what you mean.

by ErikN October 7, 2005

Gellert

Could refer to Gellert Grindelwald of the Harry Potter books, most likely the sexiest fucking beast to walk this earth. He was a dark wizard who believed in Wizard Supremacy. He is dead, but WAS taken by the second sexiest bloke ever, Albus Dumbledore. He wore fancy clothes and did fancy things...to Albus of course ;D

Also could refer to a stupid-ass whore neopet. Who stole Grindelwald's name. I don't care which came first. FUCK YOU, NEOPET! DIE IN A HOLE.

"CRUCIO!" cried Gellert as he attacked his idiotic copy-cat neopet.

by Dumblewhore December 24, 2009