Goldemort

Noun.) Another name for the very bald, and very creepy principal of Fairfax Highschool. Along with his baldness and extremely awkard way with speech, he oddly resembles Voldemort from Harry Potter. Especially at graduation when he is fully cloaked. Goldemort is name math; Goldfarb+Voldemort=Goldemort. Goldemort tends to keep his head uncommonly shiny, almost blindingly so. Add this to his uncanny blank eyed dark lord stare, and youve got your self one deranged Tom Riddle.

Student #1: "AHHHHH!!!! MY SCAAAR!"
Student #2: "Chill out choosen one, its just Goldemort."

Student #3: "Did you hear about the new dress code?"
Student #4: "Oh yeah... I heard Goldemort is making us wear cloaks with pointy hats and masks that dont actually conceal your identity whatsoever."
Student #3: "Bloody hell..."

by The real "Griffin"dore. December 17, 2010

Golem

plural Golim: a tool of the 2%. a person brainwashed by jewish media and jewish academia. in the US, this is at least 40% of the population.

Golem have those signs in their yard and believe everything CNN tells them.

by Hugh Lygon January 31, 2021

bust a nut in gollums butt

to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.

i bust a nut in Gollums butt

by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008

butter golem

A fat, stout person.

Don't let that lard-ass butter golem push you around

by Prince Leviticus December 6, 2004

Gollum slut drop

A miss stepped curtsy.

Did you see Theresa May curtsy to Prince William? It was a right gollum slut drop, she went clunge first into the royal deck.

by BratfudReally June 22, 2018

Alex Golembiewski

Form of Dick Head ass hole, who thinks he's really good at Native American game known as lacrosse. Compleatly false

I thought the Alex Golembiewski would be good on my team because of his hippy haircut, but i was wrong

by The Rich yard November 30, 2011

gollum

messed up hobbit consumed by the ring, his "precious", who will do anything, i mean any thing, for that thing. must have smoked a lot of crack or something cuz he always makes a weird noise in his throat that sounds like: "ggggoooollummm, goolllummm." (hence the name)
Gives us great lines in LOTR

Gollum says: "Whats taters, precious, whats taters eh?"
Sam: "PO-TA-TOES, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Oh, a few coneys and some chips, even you couldn't say no to that."
Gollum: "Oh yes we could!"

by k dawg August 27, 2004