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goink

Derived from the witnessing of actions of the severly mentally handicapped. Word is often accompanied with both arms in motion, hands clasped with only the index fingers extended, right arm pointed upward and left arm pointed to center of body. Meaning is: that is dumb or they, you or I am dumb.
As a Verb: He goinks at the driver for not taking his turn at the stop sign.

As a Noun: Lewis is such a freaking Goink.

As an Interjection: That was stupid, GOINK!

I should know, I made up the word goink. All other definitions are not as applicable, GOINK!
by Somebody that knows Blake April 29, 2007
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Goink

An adaptation on the work gank. When you are in the process of ganking an object, you say the word "Goink" while doing so. Goink is usually used in a friendly manner when you are stealing something with the full knowledge but not permission of the owner.
"I'm going to take your pen" *Reach out hand and place it on pen.* "Goink!" *Take the pen.*
by Jen June 11, 2004
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grinky

Something - or someone - that is surprisingly disgusting despite its small size. Presumed to be a combination of the words "gross" and "dinky."
"I thought she liked macho men - but no, she's going out with that grinky little Frenchman"

"He flung aside his undershorts on which one could clearly see a thick, brown, grinky smudge."
by bagloon December 26, 2007
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Goink

Verb. To have sex; to have sex with. Basically, a synonym for screw.
"I can't believe you two finally goinked!" -- Mell in Narbonic
by crazymell May 4, 2006
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goink

The part of your finger above your knuckles, and below your first joint. It's about an inch long.
"Do you have hair on your goink?"
"Can I suck on your goink?"
by allana September 22, 2008
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goink

The onomatopoeia for being poked in the eye
"Oh crap, that stick just goinked me in the eye!"

"Come here so i can goink you in the eye with my finger"
by GrolschMan February 17, 2010
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gonky

el-thicko
by DJM August 24, 2003
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