goodification

A word made up by Bush to mean "making something good" or the "the making of something good"

The goodification in Iraq will be to follow the plan, the plan which we are now in the planning stages of.

by winaFreeze January 11, 2008

Self gratification

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!

My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?

by Cornfucker January 25, 2004

immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.

If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.

by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014

goatifacation

Being cracked at fortnite my guy

Goatifacation

by Ilikemen7659 February 20, 2021

gloatification

a look, feeling, or expression of triumphant satisfaction

There was a brief moment of gloatification over itself and the power of severity.

by PolkaCity June 16, 2025

DeLayed gratification

A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.

John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.

by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010

Self gratification

When a person goes out of their way to please oneself.

"Jane just signed up for charity work even though she only think of herself"
"She's just doing it for self gratification, man"

by Dreshi January 10, 2017